I was slightly embarrassed for the poor thing. It apparently forgot its clothing that day!
But then maybe it was an exhibitionist peach and actually wanted to let it all be shown.
Then I got to thinking that if the peach was slutty then it make look bad that I was in possession of an inappropriate peach at work and looked down on for bad behavior.
So I sliced it up and ate it before anyone could infer things about my character from the fruit I ate! Thankfully no one has mentioned anything so I think I got away with it! I haven't brought a peach to work since though lol
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