So I know these aren't the traditional holiday cookies you're used to
seeing this time of year. You know, the pale yellow, icing topped
confections? Or the dark brown, spicy, iced wonders? Or the colorful
mouthfuls of butter? Well I'm rebelling in this cookie post. I'm not
posting a SINGLE picture of those! Because. Just because . . . I felt
like it . . .
Well also I have an insane weekend of cookie making ahead of me.
And when I say insane I mean insane. Here's the email I sent to Medium
Well yesterday venting about my cookie marathon:
Dad needs four dozen cookies for a cookie exchange (I'm making
gingerbread men) and then he needs 2 dozen for the Christmas party
(sugar cookie santas) both on Dec 19th (wednesday). Then mom needs a
cake for her office cake contest and I'm planning on making a
gingerbread Spanish style church (bc their theme is a southwest
Christmas) with cake in the middle (to hold it up) also on Wednesday the
19th. I'm having a Christmas party at work and I've offered to make
some dessert for that (I don't know what I'm making for it yet though,
prob not cookies! lol) but that party is . . . you guessed it, Wednesday
the 19th. Oh and Dad is also going to go to his old office for
their holiday party this Friday and wants to bring sugar
cookies.
Sooooo. I need to bake two batches of sugar cookies (that will make 48)
and two batches of gingerbread cookies (that will make 60) so I can
decorate them in stages and be finished by Monday night so they have
time to dry and I can bag them up on Tuesday to send to work with dad on
Wednesday. I also need to bake a third batch of gingerbread in the
shape of the church so I'll have time to decorate those walls, put the
pieces together, and let it harden before mom has to take it to work on Wednesday.
Plan:
1. make sugar cookie dough (twice)
1a. put dough in fridge
2. using same bowl, make gingerbread dough (three times)
2a. put dough in fridge
3. take out sugar cookie dough and bake
4. take out (2) gingerbread dough and bake cookies
5. cut out walls and roofs and bake
6. commandeer the basement ping pong table as a staging area for cookies.
7.
make three batches of stiff frosting and store in air tight containers
until cookies are cool enough (and I have energy enough) to decorate.
8. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Did
my sister who is taking a final this morning really need to worry about
my cookie craziness? Probably not, but I didn't make her read the
email! It was just there in case she wanted to peruse the interworkings
of my weekend plans (in which she will probably feature).
So, because my mind is shutting down whenever I think of a Christmas
cookie and all the work it will entail, I'm devoting this post to
cookies I made a few weeks ago. Macarons! NOT Macaroons, MACARONS!
Macaroons
are crescent shaped cookies dusted in powdered sugar. Macarons are
light, airy almond cookie sandwiches. I had a random craving for
macarons one day and decided to make them.
(whenever I have a random craving I normally move mountains to make sure
I can make that recipe that night. Let's not dwell on the fact that by
the time I've finished making the recipe I'm too mentally exhausted to
even enjoy the fruits of my labor . . . )
Thing is, I've never actually EATEN a macaron that I haven't made.
Wow, that sentence didn't make much sense did it?
Let
me re-phrase. I've made macarons twice and I've eaten the macarons
I've made but I've never eaten a macaron that someone else has made. So
I'm not giving a recipe since I'm not sure I even made these things
correctly. I don't want to say what I did and have someone make them
the way I said and be like Blech! What was she thinking?!?! This is
the worst French inspired cookie in the whole world! All the
Frenchmen/women of years past are rolling in their graves! French
pastry chefs everywhere are having a moment of silence to mourn the
atrocity of my lack of pastry skills!
So if it's not perfect, you can't blame me!
Lol I thought they tasted fine btw.
So
here's how I made them. The recipe is pretty easy, it calls for sugar,
almond meal (I tried to food-process my own almonds when I tried this
recipe in college because I had them and didn't want to go to the store
for almond meal. It turned out ok but was a bit chunkier than was
strictly acceptable . . . ), and egg whites. Now the egg whites are
tricky. Every recipe I've seen calls for the egg whites to sit out on
the counter for days. As in up to a week. These French people take
their food a wee bit too seriously. You know I bet that someone years
ago just forgot to put their eggs back in the fridge and decided to make
cookies with them anyway and got an ok result so, to save face, they
told everyone they MEANT to do that and if you don't do that your
cookies won't be as awesome.
In other words, I didn't do that.
Call me a germaphobe but the
thought of leaving raw eggs on the counter for days makes me squeamish
and I start having visions of my last bout with food poisoning (not
pretty). Maybe it's necessary? Like I said I haven't tried a real
macaron so I'm not an expert. I did let my eggs sit out and get to room
temperature. That's gotta count for something.
Anyway, you then beat the eggs and fold in the almond meal and sugar and
such and I added food coloring because that's the way I've always seen
them made. I put the mixture (it will be runny, not resembling a dough
at all) into a pastry bag and plopped circles down on parchment paper
lined baking sheets.
And I let them sit for an hour. This is a step I
actually followed because it made sense that the tops have to harden so
it can create a nice shell.
Then I baked them and they pouffed up! I was so proud of myself!
Now
you have to let them cool COMPLETELY. Like for an hour at least. I
get impatient and want to pop them off immediately but they will stick
to the paper and it will not be pretty. They are ready to come off when
you can tap them with your finger and they move.
Now to make the sandwich part of the cookie.
Normally you
would make a chocolate ganache (I personally think that white chocolate
ganache would taste delicious) but who has time for that! So instead, I
went with the closest thing to ready-made ganache that I wanted to eat .
. . .Nutella! Just stick a spoon in the nutella jar and instead of
eating it straight off the spoon like you normally would, spread it on
the flat side of one macaron and add another macaron to the other side
to create a sandwich.
Tada! Pretty as a picture! Magazine worthy scrumtiousness!
Btw,
has anyone ever noticed that your food looks better the closer the
camera is to the food? A whole plate of cookies? not as cool as half a
cookie at an angle (at least in my opinion).